I Will Fall in the Pond - Feb. 28, 2026
as sure as I know I’ll finally stop driving at night and a certain tooth will eventually cause me money and grief and my ability to run isn’t long for this world, my string of dry days, reaching farther and farther, over and into the pond to remove algae and debris, will come to an end the look on my face when it happens should be worth some kind of admission, maybe a premium charge for a front row seat but that would need promotion, which might tip me off, and I’d be a