dry eye
dry skin dry scalp
swollen butt swollen eye
coughing runny nose sore throat
scooting and itching and licking
earwax buildup anal fluid logjam
fungus allergies rashes
bad breath torn toenails
pain infection
cuts bruises
all medications kept in
the kitchen drawer
we call Fido’s Pharmacy
with some stray hairs
and a blood stain on the floor
in case you need to know which one