Mouth Breather - July 20, 2025my brothers pointed this out in a couple recent photos  my mouth is open, earning me an aging bonus of about ten years  so I’m trying...
Kicked the Bucket - July 19, 2025originally, the hangman’s foot delivering the hanged man’s sentence  now it’s a no tears, no drama way to describe someone who died  ...
Hotdog for Breakfast - July 18, 2025I admit it looked sad in the frig, leftover from the weekend’s barbeque, shrunken with faded grill marks. But thirty microwave seconds...